.Numero Uno.

Hurray. My very first entry.
Decided to check this out since people around me are all but too consumed in this craze.
This is a hush-hush affair. No one knows just yet since I’m always telling people how blogging is but pure dumbness.
What to do? I’m so bored stiff in the office right now and I have to pretend like I’m like the busiest person in the universe. Duh. That’s what they taught me. Hideous - the Working World. All full of pretentious people, waiting for the chance to put a knife through your back. Not that I’ve actually been through the ordeal. I heard them from my beloved colleague. BUT hypocrites I’ve seen enough. Well, I shall not elaborate further…
Putting that kid stuff aside, working is quite pleasant after all. Well most importantly, my job here doesn’t require any killing of my precious little brain cells. It’s monotonous and monotonous and monotonous and monotonous and monotonous. My ideal kind of job thus far. Still I can’t wait to get out of this hell now. “It’s not the job, it’s the people” - Xueqi. How true. You guys are simply driving me nuts with your yackety-yaks. A million thanks. Do I sound ironic? Oh well~
Twelve more excruciating days to emancipation.
Enough of my job-complaining-naggy-bullshit.

Now, come to think of it, why do I work? Because I needed an income. For what? So that I can save up for my uncertain future and in case of rainy days. BUT NO! I SPENT MY ENTIRE SALARY ON SHOPPING SPREES, BUYING CLOTHES, BAGS, SHOES AND MORE CLOTHES, AND MORE BAGS AND MORE SHOES. The rest of it, I can’t seem to remember where. A round of applause please. Thank You. Anyways, it’s the thought that really counts, doesn’t it? I’ll save up the next time I guess. I SAID I'LL TRY! DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK OF YOURS OKAYS.I’m so addicted to shopping and when I start schooling, I’ll start itching to go round every single shop like usual. Oh, sod it.

So cool.
I’m so totally broke right now and having to end up eating cup noodles for lunch everyday. You see,cos' I managed to spend my salary in just three days. Joyce is with me on the same boat, so much thanks to my hypnotism, “buuuuy-eeverythiinng-yoou-seee-ooor-elseee—yoou’ll-livee-toooo-regret-iiit. Huuuummmm”. Well, this is my motto in life and I greatly encourage all my friends to adopt it as well. I’m such a good friend, I know. Oppsy. I mean come on, as they say, opportunity doesn’t come knocking on your door twice and coming across that particular thing you saw and fell in love with is indeed fate, isn’t it? Is it me or is it you guys that are just simply too difficult to understand?

Keep KitKats outta my sight. I’ll gobble them up in a flat 3 seconds.