Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
im so stressed out!
hyperventilating, i cant concentrate on studying for tomorrow's test, i can't stop thinking about it.
kate spade fund will continue to drive me NUTS! until someone comes and save me.
so many things to be done but i have to wait and i hate waiting. i want it to happen like NOW. IMMEDIATELY. RIGHT AWAY. INSTANTLY. STRAIGHT AWAY. PRONTO!!!
fat hope i know but i just cant stop thinking until something is done.
so many thoughts going through my head and to those of you who know me well enough should know the extent of it when i say im going crazy thinking about it. add another 3 cups of caffeine and there you go - insanity.
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whee wql came to my rescue! my bloody saviour, love you to death. muacks! owe you one!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
craving something in between swensen's chewy choc, cookies & cream ice cream, starbucks' java chip and coffeebean's ulimate. my comfort foods for the brokened stressed soul.
read this somewhere:
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Ranch Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.
no help that im watching RR all the time. i hate satan.
so tuesday - the day where there's always sth to bitch abt at the end of the day. lectures left me in state of painful ennui. needed to get out my room yet nowhere else to get to except sch. everytime i step out the door, bank deplets expotentially. 2/3 way to coughing up my kate spade fund. for the sake of my desperately needed wallet, more f21, pretty shoes and all that shit, will the US exchange pls stop rising.
had the urge to spell out every crap that came out of his mouth during lecture but decided against it cos i know it's never-ending (and the fact that i'll prob be telling all o'yall. if not, ask me. heh!). im learning new things about him every week. this time, it's MORE about his filthy desperate mind and yes, he's still staring. i dressed up like a rice dumpling though so no fret. another f gender joined us tdy. will have my fingers crossed she'll stay permanently to help lighten my burden of having to deal with his bull and hopefully no one will remain deluded, thinking i'm his the-other-half anymore.
on a lighter note finally met up with wql tdy cos her chubby hubby is away and she has no idea how to get home from sch aft so many mths. kuddos.
everything's still the same - wasted no time and immd we're on our updates and gossips all the way back home. thankful.
she definitely makes me feel it's not a sin to be materialistic.
"i havent taken the bus in so long!... try for fun again this time and i don't like it" - taxis all the way.
"i havent walked this far for so long!" - personal chauffeur everywhere.
"show you my new htc pro. show you my gucci wallet." - i have to buy them myself.
"stupid test, no more hk. thailand nxt nxt wk!" - i need to save half a yr for tt!
what to say... who minds a rich bf?
Saturday, November 15, 2008
ws's 21st bday party at onedegree15! was up early 10am and the rest had me waiting till near 10pm beforei could leave home.
all the merrymaking was delightful~
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there are many sides to a person. maybe we wont see eye to eye on everything but i've learnt to not judge. i just need to find the side that i like and realise it's sunshine afterall.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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because i think she's just a cute ball of silly fats.
The Dog's Diary:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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The Cat's Diary:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Jerks!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
glorious sunday spent setting room in orderly manner again.
found many xmas/bday cards/letters/postcards/useless notes etc.
decided it's time for the clutter to meet the trashbin.
i have no room for nostalgia.
came across some amusing stuff here and there:
1. my 13th bday card
2. 17th bday card from xb that she labelled 'EXPENSIVE' on the envelope. lol.
3. discman. who keeps them?!
4. report books
5. seriously lame entries in diaries.
6. photos of younger days. burnt them with no pangs of regret even though i am shit sure they will make their way back to me.
7. the singlish dictionary with much content contributed by 24/7/365 bob-headed annieyeo
- her "good morning crass"
- merloon caror (maroon colour)
- pelele rine (parallel line)
- orh-por-lor-gise (apologise)
- dousand (thousand)
- dog diagram (dot diagram)
- apong (upon)
- zig zag saw = jig-saw puzzle!!
there are no doubt many more of such but guess this few would suffice to portray the essence of it all.
and i just recalled all of us counting the no. of "right/ all right"s in irene ang's lesson. am sure it amounted to 150++ in a single period.
those were the days.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
sigh~ survived another lecture with the eccentric:
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me: *went out of LT for awhile, then got back.*
weirdo: why did you go out?
me: erm, to get something from my friend.
(what business is that of yours anyway. do i have to report?)
weirdo: oh which friend? get what?
me: stuff..
(gawd seriously. myob)
weirdo: did you start to wear low cut recently?
*STARES AT MY BOOBS*
me: HUH?! WHAT?! IT'S JUST A HARMLESS V-NECK TEE!
(im having another tank top layered!!)
weirdo: oh. *S-T-A-R-E-S.*
me: you saw..... ....?
(stuff you shouldn't...? DAMMIT)
weirdo: Oh no, just cleavage.
me: okay... .... !!!
(WTH?! FOFF FOFF FOFF)
*pull tank top all the way up to neck level.*
looking like an idiot is so much safer than having him keep eyeing.
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So I spent the rest of the lecture sitting up so straight and keeping tank top around my neck while he would turn once in a while and look again at what i though was seemingly nothingness. talk about awkward~
sexually harrassed?! Hah.
it's turtlenecks from now on... if not..., nicer bras.
HELP!
Saturday, November 01, 2008
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