craving something in between swensen's chewy choc, cookies & cream ice cream, starbucks' java chip and coffeebean's ulimate. my comfort foods for the brokened stressed soul.

read this somewhere:

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?

And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Ranch Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.

no help that im watching RR all the time. i hate satan.

so tuesday - the day where there's always sth to bitch abt at the end of the day. lectures left me in state of painful ennui. needed to get out my room yet nowhere else to get to except sch. everytime i step out the door, bank deplets expotentially. 2/3 way to coughing up my kate spade fund. for the sake of my desperately needed wallet, more f21, pretty shoes and all that shit, will the US exchange pls stop rising. 

had the urge to spell out every crap that came out of his mouth during lecture but decided against it cos i know it's never-ending (and the fact that i'll prob be telling all o'yall. if not, ask me. heh!). im learning new things about him every week. this time, it's MORE about his filthy desperate mind and yes, he's still staring. i dressed up like a rice dumpling though so no fret. another f gender joined us tdy. will have my fingers crossed she'll stay permanently to help lighten my burden of having to deal with his bull and hopefully no one will remain deluded, thinking i'm his the-other-half anymore.

on a lighter note finally met up with wql tdy cos her chubby hubby is away and she has no idea how to get home from sch aft so many mths. kuddos. 

everything's still the same - wasted no time and immd we're on our updates and gossips all the way back home. thankful. 

she definitely makes me feel it's not a sin to be materialistic.

"i havent taken the bus in so long!... try for fun again this time and i don't like it" - taxis all the way.

"i havent walked this far for so long!" - personal chauffeur everywhere.

"show you my new htc pro. show you my gucci wallet." - i have to buy them myself.

"stupid test, no more hk. thailand nxt nxt wk!" - i need to save half a yr for tt!

what to say... who minds a rich bf?