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gist of story - you may burp like a frog

YelloJello for drinks.

had much fun with the place blasting oldies and the masses singing along to hey jude. the crowd was acceptable - no muds, no bengs though we were easily one of the youngest peeps there. after a few rounds of drinks, we prob got too hyped up and invited a nice lady to do some twisting time action together with us. 

guess it got a lil out of hand AGAIN with some foc beverages coming our way. thanks to whoever they are.

yes we all have a thing for taking pictures in the loo. don't ask why.

even flying dutchman was there - dancing with the mdm. ok i know its not exactly a very clear shot.

anyway apologises to those who got implicated -

-f for having to wait for us to be ready and sending us home. i could have just deleted myself if i was capable of doing so. sorry you had to witness that. : (

-bro for suffering my multiple calls of gibberish at 4am, lugged me home and squatting outside the bathroom to make sure i was alright while i, unknowingly, was temporarily inactive on the floor. 

-jw for thinking i was kidnapped, as in those scenes from the movies and almost had a heart attack because i wasn't making any sense on the phone.

according to him, (since i cannot recall at all) these are the convos we had:

"where are you?

a lot of people. very famous. very tall"

what i meant: clarke quay bungee jump area. crowded, famous and tall bungee.

following questions were answered with a single "um".

directly from our msn msg:

" super a lot

 who is ur friend

 um

 where are u

 um

 are u ok

 um

 how u go back

 um

 why don go back

 um

 then i say i come down

 u say NO WAN!

 then u say u will become normal at 5am

 i don understand wat that mean"

i don't either actually.

"when i ask u live in condo (which i don't.)

 u um 

 u told me u cannot talk

 next min u talking to ur friend

 u told me 20x sorry when u reach home

 u reply almost all my question with a um

 u burp like a toad"

im sorry you had to go through that since you happen to be the most recent on the dialed log. most importantly, you heard the most ugly side of me. you heard my verbal diarhea and my burp! please kindly erase all memories and i would likewise gladly do so too.

conked out and went into immd coma for only a short 4 hours where i later headed to town along ql and then vivo-ed with bro all the while with a butcher knife stuck in my head and a washing machine spinning in the gut. 

i won't let this happen again. i hope.

repent we shall. amen.

anyway i just think my mum is hip. she simply laughed when she found out.